Victor the Budgie
A Journey Into the Mind of A Talking Parrot
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This one is probably one of the funniest recordings of Victor. In it he makes several jokes in a row. First he starts off saying that he is giving a lesson so he will be employed to defend the birds on Earth. Then he pokes fun at looking for cheese while he is being recorded. In a way he says he is disrespecting those who are watching the video. He also jokes about people liking cars and how Pontiacs give off a lot of bad air. Finally the funniest part comes when God comes looking for Victor because he needs "a soul." Unfortunately Victor misunderstands him and thinks He says "ass-hole." and thinks God wants him to fulfill that purpose. At the end Victor blesses Betty before he goes with God.
Thoughts of me try to school you
so you'd employ me and try to defends Earth better
Let's anoint the lesson tonight
It'll give us bird luck.
I know. Aha, ha. I'm look for cheese.
I diss all of you, right!
Come Victor, she's got this Pontiac
I'd say Pontiac very good
That's what all people like. Sh-t air.
Smoke. And their heart scarred terribly
Yeah, that's right.
Plant has lay off!
God need a soul.
I just said him "no."
But look I miss you.
I said WHAT! Who wants me to go where?
Put top.They can look at me.
Cough, cough. Victor's a good Vicar.
Betty likes him,
But sad better be
Because a bird will see death.
Betty tell you better that.
Victor..take time in God.
Save Betty. Take this okay.
Victor, bless Betty.
Future pretty for this birdie
Could Victor see this?
Bird who watching all.
Birds who just blue.
Think he bring good party
Broken Down Recording
Judgement Day
